Yeah So I am - HM!

Monica of FRIENDS did not like being called "high maintenance" ... But what is this breed of creatures .. "High Maintenance" girls ...? The Urban Dictionary has some really cliched pieces on this. I even took a quiz to figure out whether I was "HM", and no surprises there I was...!! I know that I am "HM" but bugs me is that people make it out to be such a bad thing.. the stereotypes are endless... no I don't take hours to get dressed and don't wear makeup all the time, Brands matter to me but not always...!
I like my Wine n Cheese as much as I like my Chai from the Roadside tea stall and biscuits.. so, what does that make me? I wonder if I could coin a term "MM" Medium Maintenance .. but I guess that's not the answer.

I may sigh and moan over the fact that I am not a lot of the stereotypes described above but like all things in life I got to take the Good with the Bad. I am HIGH MAINTENANCE... & might as well be proud of it.. I now have a silly Quiz to prove it too...!

Top 10 things that make me High Maintenance to others: [I think]

1. I love dressing up for occasions, and prefer to look at my best even when going to work only, dressing well uplifts my spirits, I do judge clothes that people wear
   
2. I own at least 50 pairs of shoe, some 100 garments and possible 200 accessories I shop every week & splurge
3. I love going to expensive restaurants and needless to say love drinking Wine
4. I like visiting Salons n spa ... to relax ! & spend
   
5. I don't like people who can afford to spend but count every penny they spend, I avoid them like plague, I think they are cheap when they haggle over Cab fares .. I am more inclined to say keep the change!
   
6. I need people to concentrate on me when I am with them
   
7. I prefer to be pampered
8. I hate traveling in public transport, or walk on dusty roads, or visit odd far flung places at the cities dead ends and avoid all functions where I am expected to visit such places
   
9. I like stuff which is branded but I am not obsessed ....
   

So there you Go all the Horrors :) that make me HM ...

Guess what I missed the 10th point...

10. I Know I am High Maintenance & Like the way I am .... &
I think I am interested in people (read Men) who like, want, can maintain ME.

Rest May consider this as A Statutory Warning!

Foot Note: Chandler Bing Liked that Monica was HM, cause he loved 'Maintaining' her ..

To maintain a healthy level of Insanity

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1.. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on
and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars..... See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something,
ask If They Want Fries with that..
4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks .
Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions,
Switch to Espresso.
5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ' For Marijuana.
6. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.
7. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
8. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.
9. Sing Along At The Opera.
10. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend
Their Party Because You have a headache.
11. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won! '
12. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot,
Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
13. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy,
We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity

14. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY,
GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS.

Can you add any?

also tell me which One's u love the most ... & will be trying out.

For me it's #3 :)

## Not an original list this is Courtesy P's Mail :)